Welcome to middle age male Card

Description

The predictions of this birthday card are true. Everyone will annoy you and you will need to we a lot, usually about twice a night if personal experience is to go by. Okay…tmi.

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you’ll need to wee a lot.